Once upon a time, in a land where couches were mere hurdles, and lawns were not so much “green spaces” as they were “crime scenes,” lived two majestic, slightly unhinged, fur-covered lunatics, Athena, the elegant, bi-eyed husky empress also known as Princess or Miss Pants, and her little (but absolutely not little) brother, Obito, the … Continue reading “Mr. Toe Beans: The DNA Crisis”